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Review: Alone in the Dark (X360)

August 12th, 2008 | Category: Microsoft, Nintendo, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Reviews, Sony, Wii, Xbox 360

Alone in the Dark was easily the most difficult review I’ve ever had to write. Eden Games created some amazing sights that are best experienced to understand how amazing they are. Alone in the Dark also sports a few unique features such as DVD style controls and a complex item system. Unfortunately, the game, much like Central Park, holds a dark secret. (SPOILER: The controls suck!) So, does Alone in the Dark deliver? Hit the jump to find out.
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Introducing The Mushroom Cloud, MEGATONik’s Gift To The World

June 26th, 2008 | Category: Humor, I creamed myself, NSFW, OMG1!!1!, Podcast, Site news, WHY??, WOW

The Mushroom Cloud

The staff has been hard at work preparing to start recording what we like to call “The Mushroom Cloud,” MEGATONik’s new podcast dedicated to serious and not-so-serious discussion on facts that are important to gamers. We’re not talking about the latest sales figures or boring things that people in suits care about. The Mushroom Cloud will go that extra mile to give you the latest gaming news, thoughts, and enough not-safe-for-work jokes to land you in your office’s gender-sensitivity training for the rest of the week. We’re doing this for you, our readers, because we care.

We’re finishing up the details and preparing to record our first episode next week. Prepare yourself for a show that will take your questions and discuss with us live. Expect reviews, live games, and plenty of ridiculous humor that will leave you rofl-ing all over yourself. Nasty, huh?

We’ll be posting show notes and much more for the first episode in the middle of next week. Until then, let us know if you’ve got any ideas for topics, features, or live games. I promise that this podcast will be worth your time, or I’ll post embarrassing pictures of Cortez. You’ll be entertained either way.

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Dead Space Footage: Headshots Less Effective These Days

June 24th, 2008 | Category: PC, PlayStation 3, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

EA Redwood, refusing to be content with the idea that a head shot can stop your attacker cold, has released new game play footage demonstrating death by total dismemberment. That’s right; only total dismemberment can keep these aliens at bay. Hit the jump to find out more information and impressions from the footage.
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Left 4 Dead Release Date Announced

June 24th, 2008 | Category: OMG1!!1!, PC, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

Valve has finally provided a release date for Left 4 Dead as well as shared some interesting information about the AI systems at work in their upcoming zombie-shooter title.

In an interview with Left 4 Dead project lead Mike Booth, Booth discusses the game’s “AI Director.” The AI Director monitors what each player is doing and makes sure that there are plenty of high and low points in the action to prevent an unstoppable army of zombies. The game will also procedurally place zombies to help create the high and low points of action rather than randomly or manually placing the zombies on the map. There are a few points in the video where this feature becomes evident when a zombie rushes up behind the player to cause pain and suffering.

Turtle Rock has also released a series of videos showing the game play in action and highlighting some seriously hectic moments in game play. I’ve embedded all of the videos below after the jump.

I don’t know how you guys feel about this game, but I’m ready for some zombie killing fun. How do you guys feel about this game, and will you guys be joining me on release date? I can’t fight zombie hoards alone.

Left 4 Dead will be released November 4th for the Xbox 360 and PC platforms. Turtle Rock hasn’t revealed any PS3 details as of yet.

[via GameTrailers]

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Medal of Honor Composer Miffed With McCain

June 23rd, 2008 | Category: Politics, Video

In the video above, John McCain talks about his experiences with war throughout his life. Listen carefully to the music in the background. That orchestrated piece is from Medal of Honor: European Assult, and the use of the song by McCain has irritated composer Christopher Lennertz.
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Fitness Guru Reviews Wii Fit

June 14th, 2008 | Category: Nintendo, Video, Wii

Lately, it seems that all of my friends are addicted to Wii Fit. Many of them are regularly using it, and when I asked one of them if Wii Fit is really making a different he said, “Well, a week ago I could even do a single push-up.” Bravo!

So, the users seem to enjoy Wii Fit, but what do fitness gurus think about the game? Sarah from Diet.com tried out the game (video above) and shared her thoughts on the game. Overall, she enjoyed the experience but points out a few items of interest.

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World of Wifecraft

June 09th, 2008 | Category: Humor, Video, lol

Super Deluxe does it again with this humorous take on rehabilitating World of Warcraft junkies. The video bothered me though. Would a woman really tear a man from WoW like that? I set out to find the answer in the typical investigative reporting style.

Sadly, my MMO junkie friend who is getting married was unavailable for comment, because he’s currently trying to find his body.

[via GamePolitics]

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Review: Aces of the Galaxy (XBLA)

June 08th, 2008 | Category: PC, Reviews, Shooter, Xbox 360, Xbox Live

When Aces of the Galaxy, an Xbox Live Arcade game developed by Artech Studios and published by Sierra Online, touted itself to be a “non-stop, old-school arcade thrill ride,” I was somewhat skeptical. How many times have we heard awesome descriptions just to discover the game is worth less than the surprise my dog leaves in tightly-coiled piles in my [neighbor's] yard? Does this game live up to the picture the description paints, or will this be just another mediocre Xbox Live Arcade title? Hit the jump to find out!

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Valve Introduces Steam Cloud

June 02nd, 2008 | Category: PC, Steam

Few will argue that Steam, Valve’s Digital Distribution platform for the PC, has drastically changed the PC gaming realm. The ability to download our games and play them in coffee shops and internet cafes is pretty sweet, and most gamers prefer Steam to other less attractive forms of DRM. Valve is once again seeking to revolutionize PC gaming by making our game saves and settings accessible online.
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Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia Trailer Makes Me Happy

June 01st, 2008 | Category: DS, Upcoming Games, Video

I’m a little late on the uptake with this post. This video hit the internet some time last week, but my recent move to a new apartment kept me from posting this like the good video game blogger I try to be. Bad Kel!

A trailer for the upcoming Castlevania title has been released. The trailer shows some awesome artwork as well as some scenes from the game. I’m a huge fan of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, and this new installment of Castlevania looks to be the same mix of side-scrolling action and RPG elements that we’ve come to know and love.

I would also like to go on record by saying that an elevator is my new favorite weapon to destroy giant mutant crabs.

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia will be released in the Fall of 2008 for the Nintendo DS.

[via Game|Life]

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This Week’s Band Band DLC: Disturbed Buffett

June 01st, 2008 | Category: DLC, PlayStation 3, Video, WOW, Xbox 360

Part of this week’s DLC might be free for those of us who pre-ordered the new Disturbed album from Best Buy. The rest of us will just have to get the tracks at the discounted price!

The following tracks will be available on Xbox Live’s Marketplace beginning June 3rd:

  • “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett
  • “Cheeseburger in Paradise” by Jimmy Buffett
  • “Volcano” by Jimmy Buffett
  • “Indestructible” by Disturbed
  • “Inside the Fire” by Disturbed
  • “Perfect Insanity” by Disturbed

All of the tracks are original master tracks. Jimmy Buffett recorded new tracks just for use in Rock Band. The Jimmy Buffett tracks will cost 440 Microsoft Points for all three songs or 160 Microsoft Points for individual tracks. The Disturbed pack will be available for 240 Microsoft Points or 80 Microsoft Points for individual songs, but this price is only available for a limited-time! The video for “Inside the Fire” is above. Hit the jump for previews of the other five tracks.

I’m happy to see the Disturbed tracks available. I’ve felt that the hard rock/metal scene has been neglected, so I’m happy to see these tracks. How do you guys like the new DLC?

[via Harmonix]

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Resident Evil 5 Trailer: Zombies!!!!

May 31st, 2008 | Category: PlayStation 3, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

Resident Evil has always been one of my favorite game series. The suspense of having a zombie or mutant dog jump out and attack me is second-to-none. Nothing beats the warm, fuzzy feeling I get knowing that I get to keep my kidney for a little while longer.

A new Resident Evil 5 trailer has been released that just looks sweet. There were a couple moments with tons of zombies on screen as well as some suspenseful moments. Capcom is getting ready to give me the bloody good time I want. What do you guys think? Are you all excited for some zombie killing?

Resident Evil 5 will be released in 2009 for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

[via Xbox 360 Fanboy]

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Microsoft Spring Showcase ‘08 Interview: CliffyB

May 15th, 2008 | Category: Microsoft, OMG1!!1!, Upcoming Games, WOW, Xbox 360

As more details about Epic Games’ Gears of War 2 hit the internet I’m finding it more difficult not to salivate at the mere thought of playing this game. In this interview, Epic’s Cliff Bleszinski talks more about the plot, chainsaw duels, and plenty more. Hit the jump for a summary of the video.
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Alone In The Dark: Scalin’ Buildings and Drivin’ Cars!

May 14th, 2008 | Category: PC, PlayStation 3, Upcoming Games, Video, WOW, Wii, Xbox 360


We’ve already seen impressive tech demos demonstrating the item mechanics as well as the physics in Atari’s Alone In The Dark, but these demos were vague on the action in the game. Fear not! New trailers for Alone In The Dark have emerged and showcases the driving mechanic and an action scene. Hit the jump for more banter as well as the driving and original game trailers.
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Next on Xbox Originals: Stubbs and Gauntlet

Stubbs The Zombie rules!

Stubbs the Zombie in “Rebel Without A Pulse” and Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows will both be available on Xbox Live Monday, May 19th for 1200 Microsoft Points each. I’ve never played Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows, so I don’t have an opinion about that release, but Stubbs the Zombie is definitely worth trying.

Stubbs the Zombie is one of the few original Xbox games that I really enjoyed mostly due to the game’s humorous presentation and soundtrack. Stubb’s soundtrack features covers of songs from the 50’s and 60’s by artists such as Cake, Ben Kweller, and Phantom Planet. Few things in life compare to seeing humans fleeing from zombies while listening to “If Only I Had A Brain“.

Do you guys have any experience with either game? Will you be buying either of these when they’re released on Monday? Do you get the feeling that I like Stubbs?

[via MajorNelson's Blog]

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