Feb 14
the Gamer’s guide to dealing with crippling loneliness on Valentine’s day
It happens every year. Valentine’s rolls around and there you are, wondering if anybody’s thinking about you but too shy to actually ask. So instead, you spend the whole day in your underwear surfing the internet and watching Cartoon Network. But deep down inside, you feel hollow and alone, wishing you could have the companionship of that special someone and hoping against hope that a valentine will miraculously find its way into your mailbox.
Well, I’m here to help. I bring you: the Gamer’s guide to dealing with crippling loneliness on Valentine’s day:
Step one: Play lots of video games.
Step two: Masturbate.
Step three: Repeat.
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Poor pathetic man.
Isn’t that like a typical day for you anyway?
Going to a party is a lot more distracting than video games and masturbation.
you masterbate? shocked i am!!!there are just some things I dont need to know, kiddo!