Archive for May, 2008

Resident Evil 5 Trailer: Zombies!!!!

May 31st, 2008 | Category: PlayStation 3, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

Resident Evil has always been one of my favorite game series. The suspense of having a zombie or mutant dog jump out and attack me is second-to-none. Nothing beats the warm, fuzzy feeling I get knowing that I get to keep my kidney for a little while longer.

A new Resident Evil 5 trailer has been released that just looks sweet. There were a couple moments with tons of zombies on screen as well as some suspenseful moments. Capcom is getting ready to give me the bloody good time I want. What do you guys think? Are you all excited for some zombie killing?

Resident Evil 5 will be released in 2009 for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

[via Xbox 360 Fanboy]

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Too Human Co-Op trailer

May 30th, 2008 | Category: Trailer, Upcoming Games, Xbox 360

Here’s a game that just really needs to come out. Dennis Dyack seems like a great guy, but after so many years of hearing him talk about Too Human, I just want to play the damn thing for myself. Luckily, this trailer that focuses on the co-op element of Silicon Knights’ oft-delayed action-RPG is enough to tide me over until the game’s release in August.

A quick note: The first third or so of the clip is the only part focused on Too Human with the rest of the time being devoted to a History Channelesque look at “The Goblin Man”, so heads up. You can also get this on the Xbox Live Marketplace, so pick your poison.

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Next Command and Conquer to feature American Gladiator bimbo

May 30th, 2008 | Category: Hawt, PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

Now, I know that video games with some amount of sex appeal tend to sell well, but I’m pretty sure that only works if the sex appeal in question doesn’t say stupid one-liners like, “Don’t be afraid of women with muscles, boys; we are not afraid of yours.” Ugh.

Anyway, this is Gina Carano, and she’ll be playing Natasha in Red Alert 3. This is shameless, EA. I’m surprised you guys don’t just have her playing with a tiberium dildo or something…

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Over 15 minutes of the second MGS digital graphic novel

May 29th, 2008 | Category: Upcoming Games

As if hype for MGS4 hadn’t already reached an all-time high…

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Review: Assault Heroes 2 (XBLA)

May 29th, 2008 | Category: Reviews, XBLA, Xbox 360

The Xbox Live Arcade is a unique creature. Most of the time, it spits out dreck and crud with the frequency of a sewage plant. But on rare occasions, a hidden gem will shine through at just the right time to restore our faith in the service. One such game was the original Assault Heroes, a two-stick shooter in the vein of Geometry Wars. What set it apart was that on top of such simple gameplay, developer Wanako Games provided a unique presentation with the use of multiple vehicles and realized enemies, rather than simple shapes.

The game was such a fun, little experience and so well received that Sierra released a sequel for it a few weeks ago. But does Assault Heroes 2 provide anything new, or is it just more of the same? Keep reading to find out.
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New Guitar Hero: On Tour trailer promotes failure, discourages buying the game

May 28th, 2008 | Category: DS, Failure, OMG1!!1!, Pwned, Trailer, Video, WHY??, lol

A new trailer for Guitar Hero: On Tour is out, and I have to say that it just plain sucks.

It’s not very well done and it just keeps on going, so it ends up being embarrassing for everyone involved.

I know this isn’t meant to be a serious trailer, but I don’t think it was supposed to be this bad either. They are trying to sell a game, after all. They could have went with the easiest option and just put some almost naked chicks in there somewhere, or they could have followed the Guitar Hero: World Tour approach and just showed people rocking out with a list of features, both of which would have ended up a lot better than some guy picking his DS and some dumbass singing about all the features. Especially when you have the kind of features that Guitar Hero: On Tour has.

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Like sexy photographers with green lips? Today is a good day for you.

May 28th, 2008 | Category: I creamed myself, Upcoming Games

For those of you that don’t recognize that pig–and I’m sure there are a saddening amount of you out there–his name is Pey’j, and he played a major role in 2003’s amazing sleeper hit Beyond Good & Evil. This trailer, shown at Ubisoft’s UbiDays Paris event today, is essentially the confirmation of a sequel. For anybody that’s played the original, this should be some damnably exciting news. For anybody that hasn’t, what the hell? Go out and pick it up so you’ll know where the story stands once this second one comes out. You’re doing yourself a disservice as a gamer if you don’t!

No news yet on a release date or what platforms it’ll be available for.

[via 1up.com]

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First Street Fighter 4 commercial to air this Saturday on CBS

May 28th, 2008 | Category: Ads, Upcoming Games

Fa-BAM! Take it in the FACE, Ryu!

If you’re the type of person that just can’t get enough Street Fighter 4 media (and I know you guys are out there) you should be sure to tune in to CBS’s EliteXC Saturday Night Fights Mixed Martial Arts Event, or CBSEXCSNFMMAE for short, this Saturday at 9 EST, as a commercial for Capcom’s upcoming fighter is scheduled to air during the program. Moreover, Capcom will be updating the appropriately titled StreetFighter.com, giving prospective buyers their first chance to reserve their very own copy online. Hit the jump for Capcom’s official press release.
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Virtual Console/WiiWare monday: 5/26/08

May 26th, 2008 | Category: DLC, Nintendo, Virtual Console, Wii


It’s Monday again, and this time it’s a good day to be a patron of Nintendo’s download services. A whopping 4 new games have been added for this week for your downloading pleasure! Hit the jump to take a look at what’s available.
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Guitar Hero: World Tour priced

May 24th, 2008 | Category: Music, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Upcoming Games, Wii, Xbox 360

After it was announced that the next Guitar Hero game would incorporate other instruments to the game, fans began speculating on the price. Well, GameStop placed the prices of the game up on its website, revealing that the bundles for the PlayStation 3, Wii, and Xbox 360 will cost $20 more than Rock Band’s special edition bundle cost - $189.99. The PS2’s bundle will cost $10 less, at $179.99.

To purchase just the guitar and game, it will cost $99.99. The game is priced at $59.99 for 360 and PS3 owners, while PS2 and Wii owners can buy Guitar Hero: World Tour for $49.99. The game will release October 27, 2008.

[Via Kotaku]

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