Apr 30

MTk’s Grand Theft Auto IV Review

That's right you cockbags!

Ok, to be honest, we’re not one of those fancy-schmancy sites that was given a copy of GTA IV in advance so we could put a review up on release day. Well, you know what I have to say to that? Not much, actually. To be honest it’s really quite reasonable. Still, I feel that we have a great little site here at MEGATONik and I didn’t want our loyal readers to think that we were going to be the ONLY ones to let this momentous occasion just fly by without putting in our own two cents on the game. After all, our forums are literally abuzz with the release of this giant of a game! Obviously, with the game only having been out a meager 24 hours it would be impossible for me to have actually beaten the game. However, I did end up spending the majority of my day on my couch playing this damn game until my eyes bled with nothing but a bottle of Dew and a bag of Twizzlers for sustenance.

So, how does GTA 4 stack up after about 7 hours of gameplay? Is it worth it? Does it live up to the hype? Is this really worth sixty of your hard-earned dollars? Without further ado, I present to you MEGATONik’s very own review of Grand Theft Auto IV! All you have to do is hit the jump!

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Yeah, it’s ok I guess.
More like 4.75, really, but who's counting?

Categories: PlayStation 3, Reviews, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

4 Comments so far

  1. pyzdalaizys April 30th, 2008 2:15 am

    LOL, u’re n00b Wonko, do u know that!?

  2. zizzy April 30th, 2008 2:18 am

    At first I thought that was ZERO, but then I realized it was five. You had me scared there for a second.

  3. Dexter345 April 30th, 2008 2:42 am

    It took me a while to figure out that MTk is now what you kids are calling MEGATONik.

  4. Wonko April 30th, 2008 8:42 am

    Yeah, I was thinking about that whole “our fives look like zeroes” thing, too. We should slap some numbers on those suckers, neh?

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