Mar 20

Bethesda hearts MEGATONik; R* should too

If you happened to pick up this month’s issue of popular gaming magazine and Microsoft fanboy required reading, OXM, I’m sure that you did so based on their exclusive coverage of Bethesda’s upcoming massive RPG, Fallout 3. And, if you so happened to purchase the magazine (or receive it free due to a GameFly subscription that you happened to cancel months ago), I’m sure that you noticed the picture of a certain Fallout 3 town on page 45. The town, constructed solely out of scattered parts of a “downed airliner,” is aptly named Megaton.

I realize what you’re thinking; this is just some subtle coincidence. Megaton is a fairly common word that has everything to do with nuclear holocausts and whatnot. However, based on our love for Bethesda’s The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, and our controversial hate for Southpeak’s Oblivion-clone, Two Worlds, I cannot dismiss Bethesda’s inclusion of a town named Megaton as anything less than a tribute to our great and powerful site, MEGATONik. Yes, Bethesda loves us, and we love them back. So … how about a complimentary flight out to Cali to celebrate our love of Bethesda with an early look at Fallout 3? Pretty please?

And Rockstar, remember that time when we loved you? Naming a burrough of Liberty City after MEGATONik (I’d call it MegaSKANKik) would fit quite nicely, I do believe.

Categories: Gaming Industry, Love, Previews, Upcoming Games, WOW, Xbox 360

5 Comments so far

  1. Dexter345 March 20th, 2008 2:47 pm

    Yeah, and the people at Monster cables have the right to sue Monster.com and Disney/Pixar for making Monsters Inc. You know, because they own the word Monster.

  2. backflip March 20th, 2008 3:17 pm

    …except that “Megaton” is far less a common word than Monster.

  3. Matt - A7XGEMINI March 20th, 2008 10:18 pm

    not really… but good wishful thinking…. ;)

  4. zizzy March 22nd, 2008 3:41 pm

    Let’s consult the all powerful Google to see which is more common. The number of results:
    about 170,000,000 for monster
    about 1,060,000 for megaton

  5. Roachypops March 24th, 2008 7:03 pm

    Right, because it has absolutely nothing to do with nuclear weaponry. You’re so witty.

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