Feb 14
Far Cry Movie Trailer: Does Uwe Boll have another box office hit on his hands?
The trailer for Uwe Boll’s Far Cry movie showed up on Youtube today, and guess what? It looks pretty good! HA, not really! It looks f*cking awful.
Mr. Boll, immature humor can be really damn funny (see: Superbad), but when you make “is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me” jokes in the middle of an already terrible action movie that has nothing to do with its source material after making 246 terrible movies before it, it just makes you look like even more of a f*cking talentless hack.
It releases this Spring and includes a coupon for a free castration with every ticket. Great deal!
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1. The movie is gonna blow shit… but at least Jack Carver looks pretty decent, actor wise…
2. How does Boll keep getting some-what decent actors??? Jason Statham, Kristanna Lokin* Spelling* and some others have popped up and somehow the films still sucked as much ass as I have ever seen…. *cough* House of the Dead *cough*…
Boll: “Sexy sex scene with nakedness, take one, action!”
“Is that your gun?”
“No you stupid whore, we’re lying in bed naked together, why the hell would you ask if it’s my gun?”
Boll: “No no no, that’s all wrong. When she asks you, act surprised, like you don’t know what she’s talking about for a good ten seconds, and then get a stupid look on your face because it’s a dick joke! Take two, action!”
Til Schweiger starring in a Boll movie. Wow. He finally found a director on par with his horrible acting skills.
Schweiger is one of the worst German actors out there. Too bad he gets so much attention over here in Germany, but the chicks dig him. *barf*