Jan 27
Halo now endorses teabagging with kids…God save us all
Not only does the Halo series promote violence, but now it’s starting a new trend with school kids: teabagging. The Asbury Park Press reports that in Point Pleasant Beach, kids are teabagging each other outside of school grounds.
The report states:
A group of boys has been involved in bullying others, and officials said their actions have included physical attacks, taunting and sexually harassing victims by making their crotches touch other boys’ heads while fully clothed — something apparently inspired by the Halo video game series, in which players can perform a posturing move over a defeated enemy.
Jane Chmielewski said her son, a seventh-grader, was assaulted by a pack of boys who then sexually harassed him. However, since that incident took place outside school grounds, district officials said they were not able to investigate the situation or punish those involved.
Jane Chmielewski’s son was apparently approached by 10 boys, put in a headlock, and teabagged. He was also recorded with a cell phone camera. Before this incident happened, another altercation occurred, in which the boy was thrown to the ground, kneed, and got a garbage can placed over his head.
Schools classify this as sexual harassment, and that this new teabagging trend is most likely inspired by the Halo series. The Board of Education has introduced a new policy that allows them to punish students bullying outside of school grounds. The punishments range from verbal warning, to expulsion.
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Who said civilization is going to the shitter? Pffft, not me.
Wasn’t teabagging around before halo?? meh…
Yes, teabagging has been around since the ability to crouch. It’s just that Halo is popular, so that’s the target for these people.
they suck to say that it is halo’s fault. there are so many games that you can teabag in, but no it has to be halo’s fault.that is so gay for people to say that halo is the cause of it.
Teabagging was not even made by Video games. why blame them? there r even more perverted games ten that anyway