Jan 12
Crapfest competition, A Dungeon Siege Tale vs. First Sunday
Uwe Boll, who I consider the next Ed Wood Jr., is not one person who shys away from his critics. He’s been known to say some off the wall shit talking and even has had boxing matches with some of his film critics.
He recently sent out a statement to BollBashers.com, a website dedicated to bashing Uwe Boll, about his new movie based off of the Dungeon Siege series, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
The statement reads:
Our competitor in USA FIRST SUNDAY with Ice Cube is a piece of shit and for NOBODY nearly so interesting as IN THE NAME OF THE KING. We have a better movie and a bigger movie with a better script, better cast and we proved in europe that our movie has the power to stay 3 weeks in the TOP TEN and that we can get at least 50% good reviews. FIRST SUNDAY is a direct to DVD title in europe but in USA Sony puts 40 mill. $ in advertising to win that weekend. And this is completly absurd. Sony will not even recoup the advertising costs with that movie. The MAJORS own the TV Stations and the Radio Stations and they use that for free advertising and so the wide audience believes at one point that FIRST SUNDAY is the movie of that weekend - and they go and buy a ticket. The biggest problems in todays market is that nobody believes anymore in word of mouth or gives a film a chance without seeing upfront all 5 seconds in TV a spot.
Uh…So far, First Sunday has a 17% on RottenTomatoes, while A Dungeon Siege Tale has a 05%. Boll’s piece of shit based on 19 reviews, while First Sunday is based off of 48. It’s plainly obvious that Boll’s problem is not with the US or with “today’s market.” It’s pretty much common sense to avoid a film made by a director that has never directed a half decent film in his film career. Eh…I guess more Raging Boll is on the way.
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I Hate You Uwe Boll….