Dec 17
MEGAMonday New Releases for the week of 12/17/07
Mission Log Number Twelve Eighteen
It is cold and dark here. My body aches, my senses fail me. My nipples have turned to icicles this past week. Winter, you are a cold, harsh, unrelenting bitch.
I have been shunned from the outside world. The men, women and children around me point and laugh at the terrible misfortune that has befallen me. The internet, it calls to me, but escapes my grasp ever since it went down sometime yesterday.
Hopefully, this message will reach somebody…anybody. For the love of Zeus, whoever gets this message, send food, supplies, women, perhaps some quality games this month; I fear for my life.
In case I don’t make it, I know I must fulfill my purpose here. Continue, comrades…
This week, make sure to check out Sega’s sweet sequel to the Saturn classic NiGHTS into Dreams on Wii, NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams. In case you don’t own next-gen consoles at his point, Rock Band has been ported to the PS2, which will retail for $159.99. Though online play and downloadable content are absent from this version, it still includes the full 58 song setlist.
Tell me your thoughts this week…before it’s too late.
End Mission Log transmission.
No new video game releases this Thursday, but believe it or not, Elvis Presley was drafted for the U.S. military on this day in history. Thousands of pre-pubescent women masturbated screamed in frantic protest. Fascinating, I know.
No new video game releases this Friday either. Go get hammered with some egg nog liquor this weekend, it’s a blast.
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Wow, worst week in a long while.
I’m sure a couple of you out there are psyched about NiGHTS, but I think it’s just going to be a huge let down.
EGMs review of nights was only 7. still they said it had teh gameplay of the original which is all i wanted.
“Only 7,” meaning it’s good, but not great, right? I was never that into the first one anyway, though…
What’s that Luxor game? Is it like Zuma? If so, screw it. Zuma blows.