Nov 11
Prepare to be underwhelmed: Mass Effect’s *uncensored* lesbian scene is here
As almost everyone suspected, the first alien lesbo scene was a censored snippet of the above uncensored version. However, like the censored version, this version is almost just as boring. A blue alien butt here, an open mouthed kiss there … If the developers of Mass Effect really wanted to go controversial, maybe they could’ve shown us … oh, a nipple? Give me something, Bioware!
I appreciate the effort, but for now I’m just flaccid.
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Still no epic alien scissoring. I’m disappointed.
That sucked.
Dammit, I wanted alien anal!
I wonder if she has a vagina or tentacles like on her head. Maybe that’s why the other person wanted to go again.
I hope in the game you have the option to just keep having lesbian sex over and over again. In fact, I hope there’s an Achievement called “Multiple Orgasms.”
“I appreciate the effort, but for now I’m just flaccid.”
Ew.
Would you rather him tell us he has a raging boner?
No workie?
why isn’t it loading?!