Nov 9
New Mass Effect videos: Purple skinned aliens have never looked so good
What do the characters from Mass Effect do when they’re not busy with their awesoneric combat? How about go to a bright pink club to watch purple skinned alien babes repeat the same few (seductive?) moves for your pleasure? How can you resist, when there are such interactive options as “Leave” or even “Sit Forward.”
There is also second video found after the jump, but the lack of purple breasts makes it slightly less interesting. However, it does simulate the effect I’m sure the first video had on some of you with the rising of a vaguely phallic object. Some guys get sniped and zapped too, but that’s something you should expect already from previous Mass Effect videos.
“Look at the size of it”
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Awesoneric.
Wow. That game actually looks decent. It’s unfortunate that I don’t have a 360 though. Maybe I should consider getting one now.
I’m curious how a life form from another planet could have evolved such characteristically human traits, such as boobies and exotic dancing. Okay, so the dancing could be taught, but why do the aliens just look like blue humans with snakes for hair? That’s just scientifically unreasonable.
actually if the universe is infinitly big, then chances are there is a race like our own out there.
i read it in the beach