Nov 1
Owned: Kid Punches Mom Over Halo 3

Looks like Halo 3 is causing more destruction, and it isn’t just on the market. It has been reported by the Indian River County police, that a kid punched his mother after having Halo 3 taken away from him. The child not only punched his mom, but he also had a battle with the police department that was sent to restrain him.
The parents told the police department that it was getting a bit late, so they told their son to turn off Halo 3. He refused. The parents proceeded to take out the air card (no idea what that is) of his Xbox 360. Thus, the child got pissed off while looking for the air card, and attacked his mom. The kid then retrieved the air card and ran back into his room, locking the door and turning Halo 3 back on. Some reports even state that the child hit his mom with an 360 controller, yet this is not totally confirmed.
The cops were called, the police got a bit of abuse from the child, but they managed to cuff him. The child was sent to juvenile authorities with charges of battery-domestic violence and battery on law-enforcement officer.
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Can we all say OMGWTFBBQPWNED??
Seriously, has no one ever punched a bitch?
What the heck is an air card?
.. air card.. wtf?!
I was thinking an inter-cooler for the 360, but that isn’t necessary to play Halo, obviously.
I want to play this kid on XBL, GT is “PunjabiPwnPunch Playa”.