Oct 30
Zombies come to ranked Halo 3 matches, find no brains
Today, as I moseyed around my libratory - that’s a laboratory used for wordscience - my lab assistant, Kingsley, informed me of a post on Bungie’s blog. I eyed him curiously through my goggles, stunned at his mere indifference towards my work. “Kingsley,” I whispered ferociously, “What is this nonsense?”
“A blog,” He stated plainly. He was clearly not a man suited for such a laborious job as a wordscientist. “It is about the Halo.”
I glared at him with the intensity one reserves for a pregnant nun, before letting out a sigh in acquiescence. I allowed myself to read the blog, my eyes widening as the wordplay danced its way into my mind. A post so beautifully written; I could not possibly desecrate it with my stylistically neolithic ramblings! Furthermore, there was to be an Infection gametype in ranked Halo matches! I allowed a smile to creep across my face. Yes, I thought. Bungie is a worthy adversary.
I shall meet them on the battlefield. From 12:01 AM on Halloween ’til 3 AM on the following day, I shall destroy them all, infecting them with the painful realization of their utter mediocrity. On Halloween, I do swear this: I shall beat them at their own game.
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man i luv ur articels
This is actually pretty cool. At first when I heard this, it sounded dumb, but I read their whole article-thing, and I’m definitely going to be on Halo 3 on Halloween now. Not only will it drum out the monotony of playing Slayer all the time in Lone Wolves (why must everybody vote against Oddball and King of the Hill?), but it seems like an excellent opportunity to get the Steppin’ Razor Achievement.
I will definitely be on for these. I love playing Infection on social slayer, especially that 28 Days Later gametype. Here’s hoping this will be sweet.
Brains………
This playlist is pretty sweet, I got Four achievements already.