Oct 25
Conan out to prove that boobs are better in HD
One of our favorite gaming sites, Kotaku, recently featured proof that nudity in games is better in HD. Check out them dirty pillows! Unnecessary? Entirely. Fucking excellent? Absolutely. Who doesn’t want to see a gigantic pair of knockers? Hooters are man’s best friend, and Conan is a man. Therefore, funbags are Conan’s best friend. It’s all logical, really.
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They need to throw naked chicks into games more often. They’ve been doing it for years with movies - making the star get naked when they realize the movie will suck otherwise. I’m glad some game producers are catching on.
yeah, so, on another note, the game is pretty decent, not bad at all… one weird thing I did notice though is there is absolutely not boss music when you are fighting the Elephant Demon…. Its the most awkward feeling to not have boss music during that fight… uhh and uhhh, HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
They’re killing the women?! Why would *they* be killing the women?! Who are “they,” and what is wrong with them?
Everybody knows that they should be raping the women, not killing them.