Oct 11
More industry news: Kaplan kalls it kwitz
That’s “calls it quits,” if you couldn’t quite understand it. I’m learning to be more creative and alliterative with my titles, so hush up. Anyway, Nintendo’s senior “sexecutive” of US operations, Perrin Kaplan, announced today that this year would be her last with Nintendo of America. You may remember Kaplan from a series of interviews that she did at E3 ‘05 regarding the newly announced Nintendo Wii. In all of these interviews, the moody b– *cough* sweet lady refused to answer many of the presses’ questions regarding the console and instead ran off on wild tangents that proved unwelcome, to say the least. Ah well, I’m sure Nintendo had a good run with her; she probably made a great janitor.
[Note: MEGATONik in no way supports the idea that Perrin Kaplan is a dirty tramp. In fact, she is no tramp at all. She is actually a dirty pirate hooker.]
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I actually laughed during that interview she had with that one “journalist” who used to work for Joystiq then Destructoid and now who-gives-a-shit, because he was being a dickhole (like usual).
Go pirate hookers!
Thank God you didn’t say his name Morty. I heard that if you say it three times, he tries to steal your soul!
You can see in her shirt in that picture. Hot.
“she probably made a great janitor”
Well the new janitor must be even better, because they cleaned up by throwing her out
@Morty
You mean that one washed-out Summa wrestler? That was pretty hilarious.
Robert Summa…R-R-Robert S-Summa..R- OH GOD I CAN’T DO IT
One of you who doesn’t have a soul has to try
@zizzy
Get Morty to try it then
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I have no idea who that person is. If he was someone worthwhile, I may know his name, but as it is it sounds like this person is a hack…and my browser is magically blocking his name out for me anyway. See? Robert ***** is all I get…:D