Sep 29
Halo 3 Ms. Master Chief Figure Up for Auction; Nerdgasms Abound
I fought the urge to post yet another Halo 3 eBay auction showcase with all my strength. However, if the Halo 3 Asthma Inhaler and Master Chief Armor both tickled your fancy, then behold the Ms. Master Chief Spartan Statue up for auction.
Artist David Johnson has put up his sculpted figure Ms. Master Chief for sale, which is made from polymer clay. The super sexy sculpture is 11.5 inches tall to the tip of her sniper rifle and is one-of-a-kind. The artist insists that this is the only one in existence since no molds were used to create her nor were taken from her.
The starting price starting this past Thursday, September 27th was US $199.99. The current highest bid as of Saturday, September 29th is US $285.00. The auction lasts until October 4th, so only 5 more days ’till Bill Gates, some pervert, myself a fanboy becomes very happy. 10% of the profits from the sale will go to support the American Breast Cancer Foundation (oh, how appropriate). You can check out some other sculpture work on Johsnon’s deviantART page.
I think we all just had a nerdgasm. Don’t lie, don’t try to hide it, you “Bungie’d” in the pants, didn’t you? Perhaps you’ll need an official Halo 3 Condom sometime in the near future you sexually frustrated reader, you.
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“Bid with confidence, i lifetime insure my artwork, reguardless of how she was broken I will fix her for life”
I wonder if that includes cleaning off “substances” that may be “spilled” upon the statue.
Good writing Masterledz
very well written..