Sep 28
SSBB has a Tourney mode; Jessica Biel has boobs
Slow news day, eh? In all honestly, I don’t care that Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii has a newly announced Tournament Mode. I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of possibly one of the hottest women alive, Jessica Biel. What does Biel have to do with anything? Well, erm, if given the chance … I’m sure she’d play Brawl. And then you could roofie her vodka and cranberry juice and have your way with her.
As far as Brawl’s Tournament mode goes, it really is just more of the same; it looks almost identical to the tournament mode in Melee. Of course, if they had somehow worked this to use WiiConnect24, which I’m sure they haven’t, it could be a great new feature to a solid-looking game. But, according to Masahiro Sakurai, this fruit bag, it would be great fun with a bunch of friends! If you’re not the most popular kid on the block, though, disregard what I’ve said and go pop some pills.
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The only reason I read this post was for the love of breasts. Damn you for employing nipple mind control.
When drawing perfect circles, instead of protractors, people use Jessica Biel’s ass.