BioShock is an amazing game, so it’s easy to get caught up in it and play for hours without a break. However, if you find yourself playing BioShock excessively, there are certain signs to look for to make sure you aren’t playing an unhealthy amount.

Users in the 2K Forums have made it easy for you, posting various conditions that you may suffer from if you spend too much time in the world of Rapture. I’ve selected the best below - hit the jump to check them out.

You know you’ve played too much BioShock when…

• You carry a monkey wrench everywhere you go.
• You start trying to hack the Coke machine at College.
• You give your young sister a wallop and then feel like an idiot when she doesnt have any Adam on her.
• You are surprised when you can’t find your keys, because they should shimmer every so often.
• You taser security cameras in shopping malls to avoid flying bots with machine guns.
• You put red koolaid in a syringe and inject it into your arm, hoping that it will rearrange your genetic code.
• You think that every piece of machinery runs off of a series of tubes and blue liquid.
• You start photographing everyone you see…just in case.
• You decide it might be a good idea to try and drink 5 bottles of wine, 3 whiskys and a vodka in a matter of seconds, just to keep your health up.
• You feed a vending machine some batteries and screws and hope to get some arrows
• You have to complain that the office vending machine doesn’t sell bullets or grenades
• You give your daughter a hypodermic needle and instruct her to harvest fresh genetic material for you.
• You buy little tape recorders and say incriminating and nasty things about other people into them and then leave them laying in strange places hoping someone will pick them up to learn the real story of your house
• You put ice packs on a vending machine to make it easier to lower the prices
• You go around banging on the vents in your house to see if little girls with needles will come crawling out
• You go around hitting people with a wrench.
• You attend a show at the theater and start shooting at the decorative statuary, just in case it decides to come to life, climb the walls and try and eviscerate you
• You believe it’s perfectly healthy to eat nothing but potato chips, cream-filled cakes, and alcohol
• After being shot, you ask the nearest medic, “Where’s the Vita-Chamber?!”
• You say “Would you kindly (insert command)…” and start laughing hysterically when the person actually does it.

Are suffering from any of these? And do you have any to add?